And he goes to work at nine

And he comes back home at five thirty

Gets the same train every time

Cause his world is built on punctuality it never fails

And he's oh so good and he's oh so fine

And he's oh so healthy in his body and his mind

He's a well respected man about town

Doing the best things so conservatively

And his mother goes to meetings

While his father pulls the maid

And she stirs the tea with counselors

While discussing foreign trade

And she passes looks as well as bills

At every suave young man

Cause hes oh so good and hes oh so fine

And hes oh so healthy in his body and his mind

Hes a well respected man about town

Doing the best things so conservatively

And he likes his own backyard

And he likes his fags the best

Cause he's better than the rest

And his own sweat smells the best

And he hopes to grab his father's loot

When fate put passes on

Cause he's oh so good and he's oh so fine

And he's oh so healthy in his body and his mind

He's a well respected man about town

Doing the best things

So conservatively

And he plays his song to shout

And he goes to the regatta

He adores the girl next door

Cause he's dying to get at her

But his mother knows the best about the matrimonial

Stakes cause he's oh so good and he's oh so fine

And he's oh so healthy in his body and his mind

He's a well respected man about town

Doing the best things so conservatively